Why I love where I live...

I love where I live because;
- It's full of chavs, it makes me feel really good about myself, it's a great confidence boost.
- It's practically Leeds, ok so it's not Leeds, but it is nearly, and Leeds is great because; I'm only a train/bus ride away from going to a great gig! It's great for that... nearly everyone comes here on their tour, ... not the big stadium tours, but, like proper bands. Sorry Justin Bieber fans. (I'm also sorry you are a Justin Beiber fan.)
- We have a buttercross! I have no idea what a butter cross is, it's basically a massive stone market stall. It's weird, I like it. It also stinks of piss to add to it's charm.
- I wasn't born here! And that's great because everyone here is so charmingly stupid. Not my friends but the majority.
- It's also practically Wakefield, and this is good, because I was born in wakefield, so I'm practically part of The Cribs anyway...
- I don't have the accent, so this fascinates people who live here.
- We have two greggs directly opposite eachother. Nuff said.